"The males do this kind of Highland fling in front of the females."

[Dreadbelly]

Well kilts would certainly save time sewing up all those legs on spider pants.

I laughed to hard I threw my back out. Still giggling, despite the disaproving stares from my wife.

At least they have an abundance of thread.

[Fearnest]

At least they have an abundance of thread.

Comes in REAL handy when they're attaching all the little spider rhinestones and sequins, too!