My mixed blood pays off!

[The Supreme Canuck]

Pants, breeks, troosers, and the like will now be heavily taxed to subsidise various public works projects.

But what about trews, highness? What about trews?!?

[pipesndrumsnun]

All hail the King!
I like your style of rule! Do you need a chaplain, or perhaps a Minister of Education?

[pipesndrumsnun]

...or perhaps a drumming nun (everybody needs one of those, right?!)?

[ccga3359]

I thought your blood was heavily mixed with Woodchuck and lime, how does that make you King? I do see you sitting on a throne though. Canned haggis and all. I am 1,458,302nd in line for the throne of England, can you arrainge some accidents?

[Dreadbelly]

I thought your blood was heavily mixed with Woodchuck and lime, how does that make you King? I do see you sitting on a throne though. Canned haggis and all. I am 1,458,302nd in line for the throne of England, can you arrainge some accidents?

Sadly, no.

My rule will be marked with an exceptional history of non violence.

[Dreadbelly]

But what about trews, highness? What about trews?!?

Trews are made of tartan. Therefore, exempt. Must keep the tartan mills in business. In Scotland of course. No south of the border stuff!