At the post office this morning

[Wompet]

OK, so here's what we need to do. We get as many kilties as possible, and send them into your post office one at a time, spaced 5-10 minutes apart, to buy stamps.

First guy goes in. Guards will immediately say something like "There's this other guy that wears a kilt in here". He claims to know nothing about it, buys stamps and leaves.

10 minutes later another kiltie walks in. Again the comment and again the kilt wearer knows nothing about the other two.

This continues until their little brains burst.

Now that would be funny.

I'll go in last, with my Homeland Security/Customs Class 1 uniform above and matching American Heritage kilt below.
The Federal Protective Service is fun to play with sometimes.