I think a kilt would be perfect!

here is why....

in most hospitals I've been in, they make you wear those funny gowns where your backside hangs out. Wearing a kilt allows the doc access to everything but the midsection where the kilt is affixed...and unless you do somersaults down the hall, no one anywhere will know what you are wearing.

Also, nurses love a man in a kilt. I wore mine for about half the stay when my son was born. We had a great many nurse visits, and incredible service while there.

oh, and I hope you get better very quickly!