Hard to beat the Bard:

"Were I like thee I'd throw away myself"
-Timon of Athens, Act III

"I do desire we may be better strangers."
-As You Like It, Act III

"More of your conversation would infect my brain..."
-Coriolanus, Act II

"Thou clay-brained guts, thou knott-pated fool, thou whoreson, obscene, greasy tallow-catch."
-Henry IV, Part I, Act II

Fare thee well,
Nick