Quote Originally Posted by McMurdo View Post
You are just jelous because of this:

As I recall you were berating her because she was allowing Alexander Keith's to dribble down her chin because of the hole in her bottom lip! "The pride of Nova Scotia..."

You'll notice the beer stain on her shirt and the shriek of pain on the poor girl's face as you were wrenching her neck back with a fistful of ponytail.