You know you are a true Scot if..........

[Rusty]

1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie,
Sauchiehall Street, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurguidnessake.

2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.

3. . Ye kin make hael sentences jist wi' sweery wurds.

[Arlen]

The sad thing is that they are all so true for me.

[Rusty]

I bet you can add a few to the list.

How about: Ye know whit haggis is made o' and stull like eating it.

Somebody ye know used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.

[beloitpiper]

That last one was my favorite!

Thanks for the laugh.

[Rusty]

You are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these
words; how's it hingin, boggin, cludgie, wee beasties, amurny, away an
bile yer heid, peely-wally, humphey backit.