Better than my incident on the weekend...
walking along the road with my wife, this elderly geezer calls to me, pulled out a book from his bag, now, he doesn't know me from Adam and he thrusts this big book in my face called "God is not Great"!!!!

I had a brief look over it, told his I thought it was rubbish and suggested he 'get on his bike'.

Sometimes, wearing a kilt is like wearing a big sign saying "I'm interested in all your weird ideas".

but hey, it makes life interesting!