From the League of the Moderators: Of Zeppelins, Monorails, and Chickens

[starbkjrus]

Would the Zeppelin be painted in the XMarks tartan like the Gretna Football club's van?

[Weasel Mender]

Panache et al
Before we invest our funds on a brain transplant for the aging butler should we not investigate the cause the chicken crop failure; i.e has the proper researche been done as to the correct orientation of the chickens tail up or tail down. Also most importantly has a soil sample been submitted to the County Agent or other competant authority to determine if it is condusive to growing chickens?

YMOS

Weasel Mender

[starbkjrus]

snip...

Also most importantly has a soil sample been submitted to the County Agent or other competant authority to determine if it is condusive to growing chickens?

YMOS

Weasel Mender

You mean Mr. Kimble?

[Weasel Mender]

Indeed and I do.... failing that the Texas A & M agriculture dept. may be of help

[Wompet]

So the word is out - Jerry's secret army of Stillwater supersonic flying squirrels ... the truth behind his rapid deliveries.
So when can we order our own online?