Victoria BC Kilt Kamp Kilt Night

[way2fractious]

David, let's loan him a bike that has one hour left on it's warranty and a map of the Galloping Goose Trail. Then we'll steal the battery from his cell phone.
Problem solved.
He'll end up in Langford when the handlebars fall off. It's too far to walk back and he can't call for help.

(Hmmm... I guess it's too late to sneak in "under the radar.")

So, David, now we know Steve's plan, how is the hitchhiking when kilted in B.C.? We know it doesn't work too well for Andrew Beecher in the outback of Colorado, but there are probably other issues at work there. Victoria has been represented as a kilt-friendly town.

BTW, the motel desk clerk told me the Galloping Goose Trail goes right into downtown!? ... ... Aha! That's just what ya'll call it for tourists. Its REAL name is probably something like the Wild Goose Chase.

[The Wizard of BC]

AAAHHHH yes, but we Canadians are wily, The Galloping Goose does go directly into downtown, but only one way. The other way it goes WWAAAYYY out into the wilds of the Great White North. And we're not going to tell you which way is which.

And I have found you a bike, The frame is a full 8" and has oversized 9" tires. It has a cool set of training wheels and you will really like the Ninja Turtle stickers.

[Macman]

how is the hitchhiking when kilted in B.C.?

I have to say that I've never tried it. Hitchhikers are pretty rare here (rarer than kilties), but the bus system is good, and Victoria is bicycle-friendly.