Derek. Derek, Oh dear, Derek! I feel I can say this only because we know each other so well: do my eyes deceive me or do I see two different tartans adorning your body?! Yes, I do.

I am not keen on seeing a tartan tie worn with the cilt/kilt, even if the tartan matches it, because a plain one, in a colour to compliment the cilt/kilt, just looks so much better. In your case a plain yellow or red tie would do it for me.

Remind me, next time we are in the Wales Tartan Centre together, and I will treat you to a Morgan tartan tie, which would look considerably nicer than the Brithwe Dewi Sant - but that's only if we cannot find plain yellow or red ones in Howells or the new John Lewis first!!!

Whatever you are wearing, I hope Elaine and you have a really nice time there and at the Rumney Folk Club. Seems like only yesterday when I was toe-tapping there with you all. I am sure Trefor will have a great evening too.