Sounds like the time I was at a wedding in England a few years back. There were about 10 of us from Scotland all kilted and the photographer called for "all the men in skirts" for a photo. He nearly got his camera inserted where the sun don't shine I can tell you.
Talking about "the Bill" didn't the Mitchells wear kilts once for a wedding in "Eastenders"? I seem to remember my wife saying something about it a while back.