First general outing...

[acstoon]

Hey watch it! No badmouthing of Southern states allowed.
Southern States http://www.southernstates.com/ is a farm supply chain, around here.
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Unless you were born here. Like me.
I wasn't born... I was pieced together out of factory seconds.

We do have a fine collection of in-bred, backward a$$ country folks and they might give you a strange look now and again. On the other hand, most of them look strange all the time so who would notice?
We have a collection like that around here... it's called: insert favorite state name here

Besides I've met plenty of redneck bumpkins from north of the Mason-Dixon line.
Oh, you've met my ex-wife's family?

-Tony