Answer: 6 1/2 hours, excluding the time the cloth was in the washing machine

I took it to work today.

He didn't wear it at all. Not once. None of them did. I'm a bit annoyed, seeing as the buildup to this thing lasted, lke, two months.

On the other hand, I tried some techniques to make it all a bit quicker and....they don't work, so I learned something from this experiment that will make the way2fractious Homage Kilt quicker, easier and better.