Quote Originally Posted by davedove View Post
That's the drawback to wearing a kilt. You are automatically assumed to:

Play the bagpipes,
Know all about Scottish history,
Know all about Scottish whiskey,
Know all about Scottish cuisine,
Be able to identify any tartan on sight (okay, some of the folks here can do that),
Be an expert on the family history associated with any particular tartan,
etc.
I've noticed that too. I've also been asked "do you know Jim? He lives in Scotland."