I recently had a situation where a lady sent her 9 yr old daughter over to crawl on the ground and look up our kilts. I caught her before she could reach us. The girl ran back to her mother. I wanted to make a scene of it but really was not in the mood.
I once had a little old lady ask me why I was wearing a kilt. My answer "Zippers scare the sheep..." The look on her face was priceless....