Well as a Scot I'm usually able to translate and understand posts on this forum written in American English.

Since Pour1Malt is himself a Merican and has mastered the local tongue since he married a bonnie Scots lass and cam tae live in Scotland, I woulnae hae thocht Mericans hud ony problem wi readin Scots, but noo ah ken tae be mair careful tae mak masel understood.