Ralphael, I include Coquitlam as one of those places "Over there on the other side of the water".

To us in Paradise, everywhere not Victoria, is "Over there on the other side of the water somewhere".

And yes Tartan Town is a real store with kilts and everything. But to save you the ferry trip Oatmeal Savage, stop in my shop and browse through the fabric sample books anytime your in town.