For sale black leather RKilt

[Canuck]

Back story:
Robert had the gall to present himself wearing the exact same attire (only older and frailer looking).

Kilt for sale:
Current owner: Robert Pel.

My modest brokerage fee: Not that modest.

It is my wish to be the only owner of a black leather RKilt in Southern Ontario. Please help by having Robert's kilt and al future incarnation shipped south of the border or across the ponds.

Grant, on that day I wanted to give you moral support, as I didn't want you to be overwhelmed with too much attention, since you are not too familiar with this, you may have gone into hiding. You have to learn to deal with the ladies wanting to fondle the buttery soft leather and you have to be able to control yourself. It is a heavy responsibility you take on when wearing one of these leather kilts. Now could you imagine the commotion if I were to say, wear the bronze one next to you. That in my mind would not be fair

There are at least a couple a dozen of the black leather RKilts in circulation in Southern Ontario. I have emailed the owners and have asked them not to interfere with your appearance this evening.
I will also refrain from coming down to St. Kits to steal your thunder so you will be safe. (or actually stand a chance...but now that you're older...you may actually have some opportunity for success)
My personal leather kilts are not for sale...yet....
All the best to the members of the SOKS rabble and try and keep Grant out of trouble.
Cheers
Robert