Glen,

I know hindsight is 20/20 but I think you could have had an awful lot of fun with her.

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Older Woman "You're wearing your kilt?"
Me "It's less alarming to people than when they go to the store on their own"
Older Woman "Shopping?"
Me "Is that what I'm doing? Thank you I had forgotten"
Older Women "What tartan is that, it's not that I'm colour blind, I just can tell?"
Me "Too bad, being color blind really helps when dealing with the Mcleods and Barclays. Actually It's the X-Marks the Scot tartan"
Older Women "Whats that?"
Me "It's an on-line forum I belong to. A modern sort of thing like toasters, Tang, and digital watches"
Older Women "I see....Your not wearing your Family tartan?"
Me "My family tartan is back at the family estate, in the family vault actually. It's a family tradition you see..."
Cheers

Jamie