Yea I was already thinking of what I should have said.


Older Woman "You're wearing your kilt?"
Me "The alternative would get me arrested"
Older Woman "Shopping?"
Me "Thats what I'm doing, why are you here?"
Older Women "What tartan is that, it's not that I'm colour blind, I just can tell?"
Me "Your age and you're not colour blind, you're beating the odds, it's the x-marks the scot tartan"
Older Women "Whats that?"
Me "It's an on-line forum, it's on the interweb"
Older Women "I see....Your not wearing your Family tartan?"
Me "Hard to wear them both at the same time"