Quote Originally Posted by Weasel Mender View Post
Grant,
I thought my bouncing you off a wall and being hove through a window into a tree would teach you not to mess with the crew of the Saltire and most certainly not with her Kaptain! But no, you return for more, and worse you manipulate another "Gentleman of Some Substance" to do your dirty work for you. I will find you, and when I do I shall sharpen your heels and drive you into the ice like a tent stake. Rest assured that this will happen.....on second thought, don't rest at all, don't close both eyes at the same time.watch your back at all times!

Ens. Mender Security Dept X.M.A.S Saltire

P.S Once I finish expressing my annoyance I shall hand what is left of you over to Mr. Beedee and Mr Splash so they can express thier displeasure also.
Mr. Mender;
I do not feel threatened by the safe keeper of the Christmas flag. Yes I have an accomplice who is both brawn, beauty and brains together with my firm handsome buttocks we shall save the endangered greater Acryli-beast for preservation and exploitation. As Mr. Panache wrote in Chapter thirteen, Big Mikey and myself were able to purchase from the Mr. Wizard (of B.C.), two of the finest 8 yard (6 and 13 respectively) Hudson's Bay Company kilts and shall now perform our re-enaction of HBC's fur trade dominance of the past 337 years.

Sincerly
Grant
(Name withheld)

P.S. Did you find the bomb yet?