Stranger "So why are you wearing a kilt?"
Me....... "I like it"
Stranger "Wow, are you Scottish?"
Me........ "Well me ancestors raided and traded with Scotland in longboats and some settled there... surely that counts for something?"
Stranger "Is it true what they say?"
Me........ "Yes."
Stranger "Can I buy you a drink?"
Me........ "Sure."












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