There are NICE collarless shirts. See a formal store and they can probably get one that will fit. There is a GREAT one here in Clinton called Adair's Mens Shop, but most of you probably won't want to drive THIS far.

BUT, if you do . . .
I promise a decent kilted time here!

We also have a decent "Fish and Chips" place (a good seafood place at the main interstate exit, which is a MAJOR stop between Greenville or Spartanburg and Columbi or Charleston here in South Carolina.
Oh, and THAT exit also has 2 (TWO) Waffle House diners, 2 of the busiest in the WHOLE COUNTRY and the ONLY ones just across the interstate from one another. I enjoy eating at them too.