Quote Originally Posted by ccga3359 View Post
TAE A FERT

God almighty it fairly reeks,
Hope I huvnae pooed ma breeks!
Tae the loo I better scurry,
Aw who cares, its no ma worry.
One has to wonder what this gentleman would be doing at a Burns Supper in breeks!

He shouldn'ae bae fashin' aboot his breeks
But mair aboot admiring keeks
Whun KILT he wears, och t'is nae sin!
An better oot that wind than in!