Quote Originally Posted by Coemgen View Post
The reason (unbeknownst to me until the next morning) was that the archbishop was going to tonsure me as a reader, and during that ceremony I bow down, forehead to floor, butt in the air.
Yep, those kinds of things. The guy from 300, somebody help me here, has a funny piece on Youtube describing another situation.

I'm quite often expected to help out on stage with sound equipment so that stops me.

I've gone several times now. My pastor seems grateful, actually. People seem cool with it. And, yes, I've had the various questions put to me at church too.