Quote Originally Posted by Colin View Post
Because it's a towel.......

It's a gimmick to use at the beach or the pool. Anyone seriously thinking of wearing one out and about should ask themselves why they don't just wear the towel they wrapped themselves in after a shower out to the store, the pub, or work.

I still think these are great for swimming, but let's be real, it's a gag. It would be like wearing a see-ya-jimmy hat in place of a balmoral
Curse you Colin. These two items was my last ditch effort to get kilt checked. The rubber chicken sporran just doesn't have the desired effect.