Looking at the Guilty Kilts, the first thing that entered my head was Elsie Stuehmeyer saying "A properly made kilt doesn't need a belt to hold it up - and it definitely doesn't need bib overalls! Throw that in the rubbish bin!"

And then I got to you and Alastair Mackenzie, who was wearing Archie's coat and waistcoat, Lexie's sporran, and Duncan's shoes. At least one of you looked good (and we all know which one).

If you noticed - what was the fabric of Hardeep Singh Kohli's kilt? To my eye it looks to have an odd finish if it was wool.