You get your picture taken with a good looking young woman, in a nice setting, and sharp thingies in the background and we're supposed to notice your kilt?

Those sharp thingies in the background. ??? I only saw one woman in that picture..... and you can tell her , WE ALL think she's pretty, and I bet she can cook Too!!
What,, the Kilt. Is that an American St. Andrews Tartan you are wearing???