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27th September 07, 12:00 PM
#1
So, this bird walks into a store....
This was forwarded to my email I do not know how valid it is, I just thought it was funny, so I thought I would post it, if you can confirm this please do.
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So, this bird walks into a store....
A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.
The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.
Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.
The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips.
Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips because they think it's so funny.
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27th September 07, 12:09 PM
#2
That's hilarious! Guess he needed something to go with the fish.
If the early bird gets the worm. . .
Next thing you know, he drops out of school and sneaks cigarettes behind the dumpster.
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27th September 07, 01:48 PM
#3
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
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27th September 07, 02:05 PM
#4
 Originally Posted by BEEDEE
OBTW those are "crisps" --- at least I think that applies to Doritos. I don't believe that I've ever sought out a Dorito in Scotland!
Ken Sallenger - apprentice kiltmaker, journeyman curmudgeon,
gainfully unemployed systems programmer
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27th September 07, 02:09 PM
#5
This is a repeat post, but it's still funny!
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27th September 07, 02:23 PM
#6
The whole story
Here's a video from BBC news that shows the whole process including breaking the bag open and sharing it
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/6907994.stm
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27th September 07, 03:16 PM
#7
They should be exterminated not encouraged! 
[B][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="1"]Reverend Earl Trefor the Sublunary of Kesslington under Ox, Venerable Lord Trefor the Unhyphenated of Much Bottom, Sir Trefor the Corpulent of Leighton in the Bucket, Viscount Mcclef the Portable of Kirkby Overblow.
Cymru, Yr Alban, Iwerddon, Cernyw, Ynys Manau a Lydaw am byth! Yng Nghiltiau Ynghyd!
(Wales, Scotland, Ireland, Cornwall, Isle of Man and Brittany forever - united in the Kilts!)[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
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27th September 07, 08:03 PM
#8
Originally Posted by McClef
They should be exterminated not encouraged!
That's a bit harsh, Mcmurde didn't know he was repeat poster. I say we forgive him and move on.
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27th September 07, 10:03 PM
#9
I think it's funny. Ther are making the change from fish to chips
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27th September 07, 10:28 PM
#10
Har,
I Duluth he would have been arrested or shipped out of town by the locals before he taught any of the other malcontent sea birds his evil ways.
Kevin.
Institutio postulo novus informatio supersto
Proudly monkeying with tradition since 1967.
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