So is the photo to show that your natural hair colour is "cream ale" or was it your intent to make me thirsty?

The whole beaver sporran looks great. Yes it's a bit much for a lot of events, but if some people can wear sleeveless shirts, crocs, and a pipers sporran with a kilt, I am sure a guy in the know like you will make it work well. It would look pretty sharp with the HBC tartan.