I wore my kilt to a staff meeting at the clinic the other day. One of the receptionists, it turns out, is from Scotland, though she's been here in Arizona for something like fifty years, and barely has a Scots accent anymore. She was giving me a hard time about my kilt being "about half an inch too short."

She was an advocate of the "touch the floor while kneeling" method of kilt measurement, and didn't want to hear the kneecap story. ;)