Crazy Women, Weddings, and Crisis

[Yaish]

Rule one: Don't be looking up pictures of your ex when you have a fiancee.

Rule two: Don't tell this one, anything about that one. That includes showing them pictures.

Applications of these two rules could have saved you a lot of grief. More grief than you know, because not only do you have to deal with her looking for a new dress, but she's wondering why you were looking at her myspace in the first place. You're going to pay for that too. Maybe not now, but wait until you have an argument.

[Tattoo Bradley]

Rule one: Don't be looking up pictures of your ex when you have a fiancee.

Truer words have never been spoken.

You're doomed...... like a sap.....

[Rigged]

Rule one: Don't be looking up pictures of your ex when you have a fiancee.

Rule two: Don't tell this one, anything about that one. That includes showing them pictures.

Applications of these two rules could have saved you a lot of grief. More grief than you know, because not only do you have to deal with her looking for a new dress, but she's wondering why you were looking at her myspace in the first place. You're going to pay for that too. Maybe not now, but wait until you have an argument.

And from now on she's going to be comparing herself to your ex: hair, eyes, voice, walk, clothes, favorite colors -- EVERYTHING! She might not say anything out loud, but she'll be looking for signs from you trying to figure out if you like [...] about her because it reminds you of your ex.

It's going to take a lot of reassuring to get her back on track. Women like having flowers delivered to their job, btw. Done at irregular times for no apparent reason covers a multitude of (minor) sins.

[Nearly McGurk]

Women like having flowers delivered to their job, btw. Done at irregular times for no apparent reason covers a multitude of (minor) sins.

Could you tell that one to McGurk too?

[turpin]

In fact I pointed out in the wedding pics, that the girl my ex married wasnt wearing a kilt, she was wearing trousers. So our wedding was going to be different anyways. And yes, you guys read that right, my ex-girlfriend married a girl. So, if my ex and my fiancee are to ever meet, and yes, I do think that will happen some point in the future, Im the one who should worry lol

Been there, done that, got the papers to prove it!

[James MacMillan]

Women like having flowers delivered to their job, btw. Done at irregular times for no apparent reason covers a multitude of (minor) sins.

When I tried doing this, I tended to get into more trouble, cause my lady thought that I was trying to make up for something. So the first thing she would say after gettign flowers wasn't "Thanks" or "How lovely" but "What did you do now?"

Women.............................Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrr

[McGurk]

You silly man. Remember these three things

'I'm Sorry, you are right, I love you.'

Yes, she is being silly, and they are differant dresses (even if they are both white, and they are both narrow at the top and wide at the bottom and have room for a bride in them) however, dont ever expect her to see that.

Womens failing is that they'll never see sence.
Our failing is that we'll never get to grips with that.

[Joel]

A great man once said: "She's marrying you for the exact opposite reason you're marrying her: she thinks you'll change. She thinks you'll change, for the BETTER. Things don't get better as they get older. Look at your truck. Look at your roof. Look in the MIRROR!"


And when it comes to arguments...just remember this important life lesson:

It doesn't matter what you think - you'd know this if you were married.

[davedove]

A great man once said: "She's marrying you for the exact opposite reason you're marrying her: she thinks you'll change. She thinks you'll change, for the BETTER. Things don't get better as they get older. Look at your truck. Look at your roof. Look in the MIRROR!"

Men marry women for what they think they are, and hope they never change.
Women marry men for what they think they can become, and hope they do change.

I can't say that either is the wiser approach.

[Big Paul]

Sean Connery: "I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them"

My ex-girlfriend was AT my wedding!! She and my wife are friends... We are all cool with it. "That was then, and this it now"