Sharing Cautions

**Freedomlover** · 26th October 07, 08:52 AM

Originally Posted by Crusty

Use caution when you mix kilts and alcohol.

When I went to see the Tossers, Tony Duggins was piss drunk and he lifted my pleats up to my shoulders and spilled a beer down my back. Thankfully, I was not regimental.

Which fist did you use to rearrange his ignorant teeth?

**Clockwork John** · 26th October 07, 09:09 AM

Originally Posted by Freedomlover

Which fist did you use to rearrange his ignorant teeth?

I'm a lover, not a fighter... but he's not my type.

**Galician** · 26th October 07, 09:17 AM

A friend went with me to the Scottish Village held here for Tartan Week (well, this IS NYC!

) in Grand Central Station. As we walked around outside the building, he didn't think to avoid the subway grates in the sidewalk, and wound up doing a Marilyn Monroe.

**rmmcscott** · 26th October 07, 09:38 AM

At a kilted weekend event, I was standing in front of the hotel, and a gust of wind came around and lifted my kilt completely up... of course I had my hands full, so it was a struggle to unload my hands and get my kilt back down! The gals at the front desk of the hotel got an eyeful!

The other embarrasing experience was that I was at a fundraiser here in Denver (I was kilted and regimental) and one of the entertainment acts was a local square dance group that I belong to... someone didn't show up, so they asked me to fill in... all I can say is twirling and square dancing in a kilt is a sure way to flash your audience!!

**Freedomlover** · 26th October 07, 10:28 AM

Gotta say. Some of what I have read here seems to be more wishfull thinking that the gunuine article......Just sayimg...........

**rmmcscott** · 26th October 07, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by Freedomlover

Gotta say. Some of what I have read here seems to be more wishfull thinking that the gunuine article......Just sayimg...........

Could be... I kinda wish mine HADN'T happened, especially the square dance! I had to listen to "nice legs" and "nice @$$" all night. Although, now we have a couple of guys that wear their utilikilts to square dance in... makes for an interesting square!

**Freedomlover** · 26th October 07, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by rmmcscott

Could be... I kinda wish mine HADN'T happened, especially the square dance! I had to listen to "nice legs" and "nice @$$" all night. Although, now we have a couple of guys that wear their utilikilts to square dance in... makes for an interesting square!

Bro there are always the unwashed ignorant masses to deal with. Treat them as though they don't exist. They will hate it but with a little perserverance on your part they just might come to realize who the narrow mind ones are.

**adam** · 26th October 07, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by Galician

A friend went with me to the Scottish Village held here for Tartan Week (well, this IS NYC!

) in Grand Central Station. As we walked around outside the building, he didn't think to avoid the subway grates in the sidewalk, and wound up doing a Marilyn Monroe.

I had a similar experience on one of the first times I wore mine. I was part of a school funded trip to Washington DC, kilted, regimental, and with a group of ten surrounding me. We were sightseeing. The night before, while wearing pants, I walked over the edge of a grate in the sidewalk. This time, while kilted I decided to not let my fear of heights get to me and walked right over it. It happened that THIS time, there was a strong updraft. Thankfully, my hands were fast enough to hold everything down.