Crazy Women, Weddings, and Crisis

**ozone** · 29th October 07, 09:32 AM

You are SO hosed my friend. As someone who has been married for 7 years (no, I'm not itchy....why would you ask that??!), all I can say is that I echo what everyone else has said, just accept that you are powerless and the following phrases are the ones that will get you through rest of your life:

1. Yes Dear
2. Well, how does that make you feel (sympathetic eyes necessary here)
3. Uh, huh

Good luck!

**James MacMillan** · 29th October 07, 10:50 AM

AND - Being kilted, we know who wears the pants in our families!

**Oldhiker** · 29th October 07, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by keepoffgrass

WOMEN!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

ahhh grashopper, your first lesson in

"Even if your right....your WRONG"

repeat after me.......

yes Dear you are right I was wrong!

**keepoffgrass** · 29th October 07, 03:51 PM

lol thanks guys. shes told me all that stuff already. the one you guys forgot though, that she reminds me of all the time is this. "you know that, want yours is mine and whats mine is mine" lol

**Nearly McGurk** · 24th November 07, 02:01 AM

I know it's an old post. but i just had to reply, as a bride to be (McGurk's bride to be to be precise)- Of course she can't wear the dress! You've seen it now so she needs a new one either way! Lol.

Most women go a bit funny over dresses, but at least once you're married it won't matter anymore- Until you drive past a church where a brides getting married in the same dress as she did, then depending on the kind of bride there may be tears over someonelse having HER dress.

**Nearly McGurk** · 24th November 07, 02:04 AM

Originally Posted by Rigged

Women like having flowers delivered to their job, btw. Done at irregular times for no apparent reason covers a multitude of (minor) sins.

Could you tell that one to McGurk too?

**turpin** · 24th November 07, 06:48 AM

Originally Posted by keepoffgrass

In fact I pointed out in the wedding pics, that the girl my ex married wasnt wearing a kilt, she was wearing trousers. So our wedding was going to be different anyways. And yes, you guys read that right, my ex-girlfriend married a girl. So, if my ex and my fiancee are to ever meet, and yes, I do think that will happen some point in the future, Im the one who should worry lol

Been there, done that, got the papers to prove it!

**James MacMillan** · 24th November 07, 07:48 AM

Originally Posted by Rigged

Women like having flowers delivered to their job, btw. Done at irregular times for no apparent reason covers a multitude of (minor) sins.

When I tried doing this, I tended to get into more trouble, cause my lady thought that I was trying to make up for something. So the first thing she would say after gettign flowers wasn't "Thanks" or "How lovely" but "What did you do now?"

Women.............................Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrr

**McGurk** · 24th November 07, 11:55 AM

You silly man. Remember these three things

'I'm Sorry, you are right, I love you.'

Yes, she is being silly, and they are differant dresses (even if they are both white, and they are both narrow at the top and wide at the bottom and have room for a bride in them) however, dont ever expect her to see that.

Womens failing is that they'll never see sence.
Our failing is that we'll never get to grips with that.

**Joel** · 24th November 07, 03:15 PM

A great man once said: "She's marrying you for the exact opposite reason you're marrying her: she thinks you'll change. She thinks you'll change, for the BETTER. Things don't get better as they get older. Look at your truck. Look at your roof. Look in the MIRROR!"

And when it comes to arguments...just remember this important life lesson:

It doesn't matter what you think - you'd know this if you were married.