Here is one for Retro Red

[Big Mikey]

Oh puns... life would not be the same without them. Here is my contribution.

There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.

Don't you mean "Pink Panached"?!?

[Oldhiker]

there once was a man who worked in a pickle factory.

he and they were both promptly fired.