Just my humble opinion, with apologies to Devo.

To the tune of "Workin' In A Coal Mine"

Well, you are in the nuthouse
Porridge goin' down, down,
Now I am the Big Boss
Oops, don't let your kilt down.

5 o'clock in the evening
You're watching "Price is Right",
Now with me as Leader
SOKS returns to fight.

I'll track down the "Pink One"
Give him tons of grief,
See it there, it rises
THE GLORIOUS MAPLE LEAF!!!!