Airplane on a conveyor belt

[Mr. Kilt]

I shall now go to contemplate important subjects like "if Teflon is so non-stick how do they keep it stuck to the pan?"

That is a good question.
I also wonder about: If you have 24 odds 'n' ends sitting on a table and 23 of them fall off, what's left, an odd or an end?

[Mr. Kilt]

And another thing...why is "abbreviation" such a long word??