Quote Originally Posted by starbkjrus View Post
h P1M is not usually as obscure ...

Seems to me that Zark Off is in there somewhere too. Credited to Zaphod Beeblebrox
You know, it kept reminding me of the Great Prophet Zarquon---and now that you mention it, I think zark is derived from Zarquon, whose name is also used in interesting ways:

Zarquon's knees!
Holy Zarquon's singing fish!