Quote Originally Posted by auld argonian View Post
I know that you might not want to mess with this one but I read in the local paper that the costume department at the opera shpritz musty outfits with vodka to freshen them up.
They used to use gin to dry clean silk, that's why it was so cheap and drank my alcoholic housewives. Oh, and I'm jealous of pleater's knitting room, I need a room for my fiber related hobbies, poor Yeti, he just got a good look at how much yarn I really own. well... most of what I own.