Quote Originally Posted by ccga3359 View Post
Just because ONE wears a kilt does not mean ONE has a descerning taste in a particular intoxicating beverage. I myself have often gotten looped on Southern Comfort not including that time I hung from a chainlink fence jetpuking because my legs failed to function! Luckily I don't drink battery acid because what burns going down burns coming up. I actually carry mouth wash in my flask, you know it case a girl accidently mistakes me for this my arhnemisis (pictured below) and starts talking to me.



Here is my belt buckle flask, $10 ebay. Flask just pops out and holds an incredible 2 fl. oz. Lower jaw creates drinking cup.

2 oz? The whisky I drink is so strong I lose more than that to evaporation every time I uncork it! I've never heard the expression "jetpuking" before, in my University days we preferred "the technicolor yawn" or "calling Ralph on the porcelain telephone." Besides, Grant, I took you for a "Yukon Jack" man.

Best regards,

Jake