In the last year, I've taken a soak in a hot-tub with my first Razr in my swim trunk pocket, dropped my Blackberry under the tire of a moving 18-wheeler, shattered the screen of my Nokia 5300 Xpress Music by dropping then stepping on it, dropped my second Razr in the only puddle for 10 miles, and lost, yep, just lost my Palm LifeDrive.

I feel your pain in spades.