Quote Originally Posted by Riverkilt View Post
Reminds me of the old W.C. Fields joke -

Kid comes to W.C. Fields' house, knocks on the door. When Fields opens the door he says, "Mister, can you spare a dollar for crippled children?"

Fields reaches into his wallet, pulls out a ten, gives it to the kid and says, "Here's ten dollars, cripple ten of them."
"A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink."
W. C. Fields