Cross dressing? Well, people who call it a skirt make me cross, and if they persist after being corrected, they just might end up with wounds that need dressing.

I've posted this before but I'll edit it this time since it bother some last time...

I was (sort of) accused of cross dressing once.

I was at a concert and someone yelled "Hey fa****, nice skirt!"

I calmly responded, "First off, it's a kilt. Second, I'm more of a man than you'll ever be. And third, I'd hate for you to have to tell your friends that you got your a** kicked by a fa**** in a skirt."