Quote Originally Posted by Ian.MacAllan View Post
I don't want to disappoint you, Bob, but the one thing you should never expect from SWK is anything more than a whiff of a hint of Jonesing. If any of Jerry's shipments is ever delayed it'll be only because a USPS pony has thrown a shoe more than 30 miles from the nearest farrier.

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Our mail lady here seems to have an aversion to snow. If there is any within a thousand miles of my mail box she'll just drive by and glare. I think she's p*ssed at my wife about something.

Quote Originally Posted by O'Neille View Post
Not nearly enough time to work up a decent Jones. I sometimes let mine sit on the counter and finish bringing in the groceries before opening them.
Talk about delayed gratification!