Kilted New Year's Resolutions

[Surly Dave]

Well...I'd like to get a Farquharson Tank, but I want to loose some weight first. I think I've come up a plan, however: I'm going to quit eating fast food and put the money I would have spent into a coffee can and save it towards a new kilt. For as much as I have eaten out this last year, I figure if I scale it back, I'll have the money in just a few months. The weight might take a little longer.