Quote Originally Posted by Ted Crocker View Post
You know NightHawk, I put that in to edit over another stupid comment I made. Oh gosh, I had a laugh over posting that first comment. I laughed so hard that I cried. Look at the post right after mine to get an idea. I took it out just a little bit later because I didn't want to have people spewing drinks all over their computers. Oh, and BTW, the mind is a terrible thing, let us all waste it.
In the words of me Grandpa Leddy- of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the least.

Quote Originally Posted by Arlen View Post
Glasgow is getting a lot of heavy to gale force winds lately.
I wear medium to heavy kilts, have something heavy in my sporran, (Like a nice 6 oz flask of Whisky)
And when the wind gets me anyway, I casually and calmly smooth the kilt down and keep going.
Mmmmm.... Whiskey...