How would you handle a situation or what would you say if some said:

( Yeah,but its still a skirt) Had a jerk say this.
"Yeah, and you're still an idiot."

( Is that a Kilt?) Had someone ask this in a crowd at a super market.
"Yes. Thank you."

( Hey dude,Love your costume) Idiot at the mall while we were Christmas shopping.
"Thank you."

( Hey Bud,would you not mind wearing your kilt? I have some buddys coming and two are very homophobic ) Said by a former friend when he invited my wife and I to a cookout last labor day.
"Homophobes are usually deeply closeted homosexuals. Should I be worried?"

These are just a few,but they are well offset by all the positive comments over the past year or so.