Quote Originally Posted by McMurdo View Post
I am far from an expert, however I believe that if the Rubber Chicken, is to make an appearance then I shall cut it up wi' ready sleight,
Trenching it's gushing entrails bright, as soon as possible perhaps after the Address To A Haggis, we could have the Address To A Rubber Chicken



with apologies to Robert Burns
I have twa delighful parodies of the Address:

Address to a Cornbread for those frae the Ozarks
Address to a Sausage from the St. Andrew's Society of Queensland, Australia.

T.