Reminds me of the famous story that happened years ago when a member of the Household Division at Buckingham Palace had enough and kicked an American tourist who was doing her best to distract him from his duties.

For a number of months afterwards, former members of the Household Division mounted a guard themselves, armed with the regimental brally to chase away annoying tourists.

Perhaps you should hire a "piper's ghillie"? :mrgreen:

Regards,

Todd